OVER on our Street Machine Facebook page we put out a post asking for four words to annoy a car guy and we got literally thousands of responses! Naturally, a lot of them were along the lines of ‘Ford/Holden sucks’ – very creative – or ‘Chev badge on a Commodore’. We had a laugh around the office and decided to compile a list of our favourite insults that you guys came up with, check ‘em out.
STREET MACHINE – I almost had you – Aiden Taylor
Glenn Nicholson – Chev badge on Commodore
Cristian Coman – It’s just a car
Michael Stephens – Summernats has been cancelled
Patrick Kragen – Love your El Camino! -All the car guys here in the US when they see my Kingswood tonner
Andy Smith – Self driving cars….there done it in three
Tommy Wil – one word will do: cyclists
Rik Halme – Isn’t that a Sunbird
Kelly Lee – I’m a Ford enthusiast
Cal Elvin – Just leave it stock
STREET MACHINE – They wrecked a classic – Simon Templar
Dean Bonthorne – LS conversions are stupid
Daniel Berryman – “I drive a Prius” “You’re destroying the planet” “That’s a nice Lamborghini” when looking at a NSX
Shane Styles – That washer is wrong, that bolt heads different, that clamps upside-down
Tony Scholte – The Environmental Protection Agency
John Mcnamee – It won’t pass rego
Aimée Steel – Is that gutter rash? That’s all it’s got?
Brock Michael – But It’s a Ford
STREET MACHINE – Should’ve left it stock – Simon Templar
Daniel Haack – Vtec better than turbo
Aiden Clifford – Mustangs don’t kill pedestrians
Jared Mulinder – Is it finished yet?
Matt Jenkins – Don’t mod the daily
Brad Smith – It’s a wiring problem
Steve N Stephanie Bullock – My car’s at home.
Michael Bonning – I got defected…again
Trent Brooks – America does better burnouts
Ray Lee – A Current A Fair