OVER on our Street Machine Facebook page we put out a post asking for four words to annoy a car guy and we got literally thousands of responses! Naturally, a lot of them were along the lines of ‘Ford/Holden sucks’ – very creative – or ‘Chev badge on a Commodore’. We had a laugh around the office and decided to compile a list of our favourite insults that you guys came up with, check ‘em out.

STREET MACHINE – I almost had you – Aiden Taylor

Glenn Nicholson – Chev badge on Commodore

Cristian Coman – It’s just a car

Michael Stephens – Summernats has been cancelled

Patrick Kragen – Love your El Camino! -All the car guys here in the US when they see my Kingswood tonner

Andy Smith – Self driving cars….there done it in three

Tommy Wil – one word will do: cyclists

Rik Halme – Isn’t that a Sunbird

Kelly Lee – I’m a Ford enthusiast

Cal Elvin – Just leave it stock

STREET MACHINE – They wrecked a classic – Simon Templar

Dean Bonthorne – LS conversions are stupid

Daniel Berryman – “I drive a Prius” “You’re destroying the planet” “That’s a nice Lamborghini” when looking at a NSX

Shane Styles – That washer is wrong, that bolt heads different, that clamps upside-down

Tony Scholte – The Environmental Protection Agency

John Mcnamee – It won’t pass rego

Aimée Steel – Is that gutter rash? That’s all it’s got?

Brock Michael – But It’s a Ford

STREET MACHINE – Should’ve left it stock – Simon Templar

Daniel Haack – Vtec better than turbo

Aiden Clifford – Mustangs don’t kill pedestrians

Jared Mulinder – Is it finished yet?

Matt Jenkins – Don’t mod the daily

Brad Smith – It’s a wiring problem

Steve N Stephanie Bullock – My car’s at home.

Michael Bonning – I got defected…again

Trent Brooks – America does better burnouts

Ray Lee – A Current A Fair