Articles by Simon MAJOR
A custom panel van tragic from childhood, Simo’s car-loving DNA was further sharpened as an impressionable 1980s teen, immersing himself in the pioneering builds of Greg Carlson, Wayne Pagel, Rob Beauchamp and others in the pages of Street Machine. He went on to create a number of mainly Chrysler-based builds of his own, one of which – a Valiant police car – caught the eye of SM’s then-deputy editor Telfo in 2008, who offered him the opportunity to cover the next Nostalgia Drags for the mag. More than a decade on, Simo has become our resident modified-car historian, bringing to life a time when real men smoked Eagers, matching numbers were only important for the Lotto and a pair of shorts were, er, short.


MISCHIEF (1985): RIPPER CAR MOVIES
Mischief (1985) is a fun coming-of-age movie with some cool classic cars thrown in for good measure

10-SECOND CHRYSLER VG VALIANT STREETER
With 670hp on tap, Con Sagiaris’s black beauty Valiant is a street and strip monster

World’s Fastest Indian (2005): ripper car movies
This stunning bike flick will motivate you more than ever to get in the shed

White Line Fever (1975): ripper car movies
White Line Fever is a cool 70s cult trucker flick

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974): ripper car movies
If you’re crazy enough to watch Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, you’ll feel dirty afterwards

CARS (2006): RIPPER CAR MOVIES
Disney-Pixar’s Cars may be a kids movie, but it’s one of the best petrol head flicks we’ve seen

Big Block VE Valiant war wagon – video
Graeme's VE Valiant wagon is a big block-powered 11-second road warrior

ROAD TRIP: VAN NATS 2015
Van Wheels editor Simon Major recounts his road trip to this year’s Van Nats

VIDEO: VAN WHEELS – 3XY FREEDOM ROLLER
Back in the 70s giveaway cars were properly customised vans, and some of the awesomest giveaway cars were built for the coolest stations on the wireless

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: SCORPION XW FALCON VAN
With a stonking nitrous-injected Ford six, a Concorde body kit and Rick Pacey Murals, the Scorpion was one of the wildest Falcon vans ever

BLOWIN’ GASKETS: UNDER THE PUMP
How many times have you sat queued at the pumps, waiting for some nimrod to finish their weekly shop before finally moving their car away from the bowser?

Crusty chopped FC Holden
A wild, chopped FC Holden, built for dragging in the dirt and freaking out the squares!

BLOWIN’ GASKETS: TOUCHY FEELY
Does ‘Please Do Not Touch’ have a silent ‘Not’?

BLOWIN’ GASKETS: ALL SOLD OUT
The internet has made selling stuff much easier. Hasn’t it?

Ian Hazel’s Prem 70 HG Holden wagon
One of the most influential street machines of the 80s is alive and well

Found – Mystic Illusions
ONE of the most popular Ford vans of the panel van era was Doug and Janette Cundy’s Mystic Illusions XY.