{"id":10048,"date":"2016-12-06T01:03:06","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T14:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/news\/how-to-annoy-a-car-guy-in-four-words"},"modified":"2023-08-15T00:39:31","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T14:39:31","slug":"how-to-annoy-a-car-guy-in-four-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/features\/how-to-annoy-a-car-guy-in-four-words","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO ANNOY A CAR GUY IN FOUR WORDS"},"content":{"rendered":"

OVER on our Street Machine<\/em> Facebook page<\/a> we put out a post asking for four words to annoy a car guy and we got literally thousands of responses! Naturally, a lot of them were along the lines of \u2018Ford\/Holden sucks\u2019 \u2013 very creative \u2013 or \u2018Chev badge on a Commodore\u2019. We had a laugh around the office and decided to compile a list of our favourite insults that you guys came up with, check \u2018em out.<\/p>\n

STREET MACHINE<\/strong> – I almost had you \u2013 Aiden Taylor<\/p>\n

Glenn Nicholson<\/strong> – Chev badge on Commodore<\/p>\n

Cristian Coman<\/strong> \u2013 It\u2019s just a car<\/p>\n

Michael Stephens<\/strong> – Summernats has been cancelled<\/p>\n

Patrick Kragen<\/strong> – Love your El Camino! -All the car guys here in the US when they see my Kingswood tonner<\/p>\n

Andy Smith<\/strong> – Self driving cars….there done it in three<\/p>\n

Tommy Wil<\/strong> – one word will do: cyclists<\/p>\n

Rik Halme<\/strong> – Isn’t that a Sunbird<\/p>\n

Kelly Lee<\/strong> – I’m a Ford enthusiast<\/p>\n

Cal Elvin<\/strong> – Just leave it stock<\/p>\n

STREET MACHINE<\/strong> – They wrecked a classic \u2013 Simon Templar<\/p>\n

Dean Bonthorne<\/strong> – LS conversions are stupid<\/p>\n

Daniel Berryman<\/strong> – “I drive a Prius” “You’re destroying the planet” “That’s a nice Lamborghini” when looking at a NSX<\/p>\n

Shane Styles<\/strong> – That washer is wrong, that bolt heads different, that clamps upside-down<\/p>\n

Tony Scholte<\/strong> – The Environmental Protection Agency<\/p>\n

John Mcnamee<\/strong> – It won\u2019t pass rego<\/p>\n

Aim\u00e9e Steel<\/strong> – Is that gutter rash? That’s all it’s got?<\/p>\n

Brock Michael<\/strong> – But It\u2019s a Ford<\/p>\n

STREET MACHINE<\/strong> – Should’ve left it stock \u2013 Simon Templar<\/p>\n

Daniel Haack<\/strong> – Vtec better than turbo<\/p>\n

Aiden Clifford<\/strong> – Mustangs don’t kill pedestrians<\/p>\n

Jared Mulinder<\/strong> – Is it finished yet?<\/p>\n

Matt Jenkins<\/strong> – Don’t mod the daily<\/p>\n

Brad Smith<\/strong> – It’s a wiring problem<\/p>\n

Steve N Stephanie Bullock<\/strong> – My car’s at home.<\/p>\n

Michael Bonning<\/strong> – I got defected…again<\/p>\n

Trent Brooks<\/strong> – America does better burnouts<\/p>\n

Ray Lee<\/strong> – A Current A Fair<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We asked how to annoy a car guy in four words on our Facebook, here are some of the best responses we had<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":10049,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2056,5507],"coauthors":[380],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/dude-i-almost-had-you-main.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10048"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10048\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10048"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.streetmachine.com.au\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=10048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}